* You've ever woken up at 3AM with an urgent need to use the bathroom,
  and on the way back thought, "I'll just check my email real quick" 

* You've ever dreamt about source code. 

* Your last 5 meals consisted of pizza and Mountain Dew. 

* The sound of a keyboard clicking turns you on. 

* The last time you got up prior to noon was in 1994. 

* If(you_have_ever_written_email==this) 

* You've gone 72 hours without sleep because "this stupid thing SHOULD compile!". 

* When someone mentions "SATAN" you don't think of the devil. 

* The case hasn't been on your computer since the day you bought it. 

* You call 911 when your ISP goes down. 

* You have a LAN in your living room. 

* You've ever used the phrase "I love kickin puppies!" (Warez Puppies) 

* Your lifelong dream is to get published in Bugtraq. 

* Your ISP calls YOU for tech support. 

* You think "Unix Wars" should be made into a movie. 

* You've been obssesed with Sandra Bullock ever since "The Net" came out. 

* You think your phone is tapped. 

* Your phone IS tapped. 

* You tapped your own phone just to see if you could. 

* The amount of RAM you have is > your IQ.